“I would have dinner with you even if I wasn’t hungry.”
“I never want to say ‘LATERZ!’ to you.”
“I think you’re really brainy. And I mean that in
“I’ll help you excrete the drug out of your system.”
“Even if there weren’t snipers aiming at you, I’d
“Who cares about decent? I am turned on!”
“I’m inside you with my umbrella.”
“I would sponsor a serial killer just to get your attention.”
“Want me to make you moan like my text alert?”
“I’d like to get some from you… And I’m
“I’d like to get a double room in Dartmoor with you.”
“Would you let me come into your ‘cab’ with
“Will you be my division?”
“I would drink your coffee even if the sugar was drugged.”
“If you were my holiday, I wouldn’t need to fancy
“My dick is so huge, my doggy style is referred to as Baskerville
The best of Scotland Yard (Greg Lestrade, Sally Donovan, and
“So, you’ve got a boyfriend then? I’ll have
“Yes, I said that the laptop was in THE bedroom. No, that
“Let me be your umbrella. You can open me over your ‘head’
“If I met you at work, I’d totally leave my number
“You make me go ‘Oh my GAAAAAWD!’ more than
“There’s no charge to ride me.” Based on a
“I’d hit that 1895 times.”
“I can shoot it so far, not even Vatican Cameos will save
“It’s a good thing I find breathing boring, because
“Shall I show you the code to my safe?”
“I regret deleting the solar system, because you are out
“I’ll be the knife and you be the Cluedo board: Let
“Rank isn’t the only thing I enjoy pulling.”
“Do I want to see some more of you? Oh, God yes.”
The best of Irene Adler, from BBC Sherlock pick-up lines.
“Let’s film a different kind of video on my phone.”
“I wanted to be a pirate so I could get at your booty.”
“I would chase you all over London even if my limp wasn’t
“Mind if I stick my ‘umbrella’ in your 'division’?”